Chocolate City Aint  Jammed Up

 

When mayor Nagin starts a prayin

he talks to God, then starts sayin

all these crazy things that don’t make sense.

Makes you wonder, “Is this man dense?”

Like the other day he’s on TV

telling folks how there’s gonna be

this big migration that’s commin’ to town

to fill up all the empty space around.

Say’s New Orleans where they’ll all wind up

cause the Chocolate City, it aint jammed up!

 

He says the North Shore’s not the place to be.

It’s way too crowded with all them trees,

One Ninety traffic is worse than Vet’s.

You got all them people from Chalmette.

North Shore is just the place for suckers.

It’a all jammed up, just like Smuckers.

Livin’ there is much too hard

now that its become Saint Tammanard.

New Orleans is where they’ll all wind up

cause the Chocolate City aint jammed up!

 

Met’rie, Kenner, and the West Bank

Things there are goin’ right in the tank.

The’re way too many people there

take too much space, suck up all the air.

New Orleans now gots lots of room.

Whole neighborhoods need to be exhumed.

Lots more space still to be found

once they tow the cars off the neutral ground.

New Orleans is where they’ll all wind up

cause the Chocolate City aint jammed u

p!